White Sox photographer evades another ceremonial first pitch

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Hit me once, shame on you. Hit me twice, shame on me.

Wait, that doesn’t apply to this situation because the photographer for the Chicago White Sox who was famously smacked by an errant ceremonial first pitch a couple of weeks ago was and is just doing his dang job.

And he was doing it again last night when someone else threw a bad first pitch. Thankfully, this time, he was a bit more heads-up about it:

The difference between catching an eephus pitch and a fastball, I suppose. Either way, I have two words for this poor soul: Telephoto Lens.