Tom Brady tries to trademark 'Tom Terrific.' Um, about that. - MLB

This is fun: apparently, on May 24, Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady’s business management company filed two trademark applications for the name “Tom Terrific.” One of them is to use the phrase to market collectibles such as trading cards, posters and printed photographs, the other is for T-shirts and other clothing.

The problem: that name is already taken, ain’t it?

Tom Seaver broke into into the bigs in 1967 and, by 1969, was the best pitcher on the planet, winning the Cy Young Award and leading the Miracle Mets to the most improbable World Series title in history. He pitched 20 years, won 311 games, and three Cy Young Awards. To this day you cannot talk about the best pitchers in baseball history and not include him in the conversation. You likewise cannot find many Mets fans — or Reds or White Sox fans for that matter — who can’t immediately tell you “Tom Terrific” if you ask them if Seaver has a nickname. I don’t know when the first time was that someone applied the name “Tom Terrific” to Seaver, but it was at least seven or eight years before Tom Brady was born.

Which is to say that Tom Brady sure has some friggin’ chutzpah, doesn’t he?

Seaver’s family, you may remember, said in March that the Hall of Famer has been diagnosed with dementia and has retired from public life. In late March the Mets announced that they were going to put a statue of the original Tom Terrific at Citi Field and rename a street that gives Citi Field its address after Seaver. The family, as far as I can tell, has not commented on Brady’s application.

I have no idea whether Brady’s trademark application is going to be successful or not. Neither Seaver nor his family ever applied to trademark the nickname. I would think that common usage on the part of people referring to Seaver may prevent Brady’s application from passing muster, but that’s just a guess. Intellectual property law can be complicated and I know almost nothing about it. Any IP experts out there can help us out in the comments, yes?

In the meantime, let us all do something rare in these divisive and fractured times: come together and agree that Brady’s trademark application is trash, hope that it fails and hope that everyone involved in pushing it feels bad about it because they should feel bad about it.

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PITTSBURGH – Andrew McCutchen’s tiebreaking sacrifice fly in the eighth inning lifted Pittsburgh to a 5-4 victory over Oakland on Monday night, extending the Pirates’ win streak to six games and sending the Athletics to their record-tying 15th consecutive road loss.

The 15 straight defeats away from home matches the Athletics’ record since they moved from Kansas City in 1968. Oakland set that mark in 1986.

The major league-worst Athletics (12-50) have lost five games in a row overall. They are on pace to finish the season exactly 100 games under .500 at 31-131.

“It’s tough,” Athletics manager Mark Kotsay said. “Tonight’s game, we didn’t play well enough to win the game. I don’t want to say we gave the game away but there were a lot of instances where we had a chance to capitalize on opportunities and didn’t do it.”

McCutchen also singled and drew three walks to go with two RBIs. The 2013 NL MVP now has 1,998 career hits.

With the score tied at 4, Ji Hwan Bae led off the decisive eighth inning with a single off Sam Moll (0-3) and advanced to third on Austin Hedges’ one-out single. McCutchen’s sac fly plated Bae.

“I was just trying to get the job done. I understand the situation there,” McCutchen said. “We just need to get the run. I was trying to bear down against a hard thrower and trying to get that run in as much as I can, and I was able to do it and have a good at-bat.”

Angel Perdomo (1-0) retired both hitters he faced. and Colin Holdeman pitched a scoreless ninth inning for his first career save. It was an eventful inning for Holderman as the first three batters reached base, but he struck out Carlos Perez with runners on the corners to end it.

“I began my career as a starting pitcher in the minor leagues but ever since I was switched to relief, this has been the goal, to get a save in the big leagues,” Holderman said.

Pittsburgh starter Johan Oviedo gave up three runs and four hits with five strikeouts and two walks.

Oakland left-hander JP Sears did not allow a hit until Mark Mathias’ leadoff single in the fifth but was unable to make it through the inning. Sears was charged with one run in 4 2/3 innings while allowing two hits, walking five and striking out six.

Sears has not allowed more than two runs in five consecutive starts. His nine no-decisions are the most in the major leagues.

Ryan Noda and Brent Rooker had two hits each for the Athletics.

The Athletics tied the score at 4-4 in the eighth inning on pinch-hitter Aledmys Diaz’s run-scoring double. Oakland left the bases loaded, though, when Nick Allen hit an inning-ending flyout.

Consecutive bases-loaded walks keyed a three-run sixth inning that put the Pirates 4-3. McCutchen and Bryan Reynolds each worked bases on balls off Shintaro Fujinami to tie the score at 3-all and pinch-hitter Jack Suwinski followed with a sacrifice fly.

The Athletics opened the scoring in the first inning when rookie Esteury Ruiz reached on catcher’s interference, stole his MLB-leading 30th base of the season and scored on Noda’s single. Seth Brown doubled in a run in the third and came home on Perez’s sacrifice fly to push Oakland’s lead to 3-0.

Connor Joe hit an RBI double for the Pirates in the fifth.

The Pirates drew 10 walks, their most in a game in nearly two years.

“We had a bunch of opportunities that we didn’t capitalize (on), but the thing I think I was most proud of is we got down and we didn’t rush to get back,” Pittsburgh manager Derek Shelton said. “We were still patient.”

TRAINER’S ROOM

Athletics: LHP Kirby Snead (strained shoulder) is expected to pitch in the Arizona Complex League on Tuesday, which will be his first game action since spring training. … RHP Freddy Tarnok (strained shoulder) will throw a bullpen on Tuesday.

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Pirates catching prospect Henry Davis was promoted to Triple-A Indianapolis from Double-A Altoona. In 41 games at Double-A this season, the 23-year-old hit .284 with 10 home runs and seven stolen bases.

“He was performing offensively at a level where we felt like he was more than ready to meet the challenges,” Pirates general manager Ben Cherington said. “He improved as an offensive player even since spring training, focusing on the things we were challenging him on. Defensively, he’s made strides too.”

Davis was the first overall selection in the 2021 amateur draft from the University of Louisville.

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Athletics RHP James Kaprielian (0-6, 8.12 ERA) will make his first start in June after taking the loss in all four starts in May and face RHP Mitch Keller (7-1, 3.25). Keller has eight or more strikeouts in seven consecutive starts, the longest streak by a Pirates pitcher in the modern era (since 1901).

Tom Brady tries to trademark ‘Tom Terrific.’ Um, about that.

McCutchen’s sacrifice fly lifts Pirates to 5-4 win, extends Athletics’ road losing streak to 15