Oddsmakers think David Ross is a longshot to win “Dancing with the Stars”

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I don’t really care much about “Dancing with the Stars,” but (a) I like David Ross; and (b) I love the company he’s keeping at the bottom of the betting odds. Via Bovada:

Odds to Win Season 24 of Dancing with the Stars

  • Simone Biles: 4/1
  • Heather Morris: 5/1
  • Bonner Bolton: 6/1
  • Normani Kordei: 6/1
  • Charo: 15/2
  • Erika Jayne: 15/2
  • Rashad Jennings: 10/1
  • Nancy Kerrigan: 10/1
  • Nick Viall: 12/1
  • Chris Kattan: 16/1
  • David Ross: 16/1
  • Mr. T: 25/1

First of all, I pity the fool who sleeps on Mr. T’s chances. Second of all, Charo is still alive? Third of all, I wonder if Chris Kattan watches “The Tonight Show” with a stiff drink and mutters to himself about how things might’ve been different if “Mr. Peepers” had gone over as big as he had hoped it would. So many questions.

Also: I wonder if there is any way for any of the other contestants to give themselves an edge over Nancy Kerrigan if they meet her in the finals. I can’t think of any to be honest.