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Twitter Mailbag: Dumb Answers to Your Good Questions


It’s a slow news day so I asked Twitter for some questions. Since I only do this once every few months now, there must be pent-up demand, because I got a LOT of questions. Here they all are — and I mean all of them, except for a duplicate question asking me to pick my favorite among my two children. You guys are the worst.

Let’s do it:

Q: ( ‏@Design_On_Deck) Is the best possible remaining offseason story Jose Bautista signing with the Rangers? That’d be the best, right?

I would love this to happen. Love, love, love. Not just for the storyline of Bautista having to share a clubhouse with Rougned Odor, but to see how quickly Rangers fans switch from calling Bautista satan to embracing him and claiming that all of that controversy last year was simply misunderstood. Because they will do it, believe me. Fans are weather vanes and they’ll always make excuses for their team.

Q: (@CTowersCBS) Who is your favorite under-25 pitcher?

Can I still say Jose Fernandez? Man, I loved to watch him pitch. Beyond him I’d say Noah Syndergaard, even if I think “Thor” thing is overblown and even if I’m genetically predisposed to dislike Mets players. His stuff transcends that.

Q:  (@jonbecker_ ) Which MLB stadium you’ve attended has the best food?

I’m not genetically predisposed to hate Mets food, however. Citi Field’s was fantastic. It was the best I had ever had until last July when I was given a special tour of Petco Park food. Assuming the stuff I got during the All-Star Game is always available at Petco, and to regular Joes, not just people with press passes and connections with P.R. people, that wins hands down. Citi Field’s is great though.

Q: (@infjdesign) Four cities you most like for…wait for it (literally)…baseball expansion?

Off the top of my head I’d say the most viable and likely are Montreal, Charlotte, Portland and Austin/San Antonio. The most desirable, however, are all prohibited due to territorial restrictions. Big cities have grown into mega cities at a pace that far outstrips the growth of medium cities into bigger ones, and if you want to put teams where the most population/market growth has happened in the past 50 years you’d put another team in the New York area, another one in the Chicago burbs and another one in Southern California, maybe in the Inland Empire area. That will never happen, though.

Q: (@TheBigGaston) Thoughts on what the Pirates need to do/upgrade in remainder of offseason to contend (outside of switching divisions)?

They need starting pitching, so maybe they could get on the Tyson Ross train. If they don’t see that as helpful or viable and don’t want to take on salary (they don’t) they could still look into trading Andrew McCutchen, but I feel like that’s a bad idea that would kill fans’ spirits for five years. A big thing that would help: their existing players simply having better and/or healthier seasons. Lookin’ at you McCutchen, Gerrit Cole, Josh Harrison and Jung Ho Kang.

Q: (@SeanyMac23) What entertainment (movie, tv show, book, album, etc) are you most looking forward to this year?

Gonna be lame and say “Star Wars: Episode VIII.” If that’s too obvious, I’ll go with the new season of “Better Call Saul.” LOVE that show.

Q: (@ndbogacz) Rank the old ballparks that have been torn down. 

I haven’t been to many of the long gone parks, actually. Tiger Stadium was my boyhood park, though, so it’d lead the list regardless. I’ve heard surprisingly good things about Old Comiskey. Most of the ones that were torn down just before my prime baseball-going years were the bad 1960s-70s multipurpose stadiums and those all sucked. Before that, with the exception of a few, we are in the fog of The Golden Age and all of the misleading nostalgia that inspires. Ebbets Field may have actually sucked as a baseball-going experience. The only people who could dispute the legend it obtained after 1957 are either dead or were drowned out by the people who prefer their baseball in sepia tones.

Q: (@RickBulow1974) Your thoughts on the Cubs repeating this year?

I always pick “field” over a repeat and will do so again this year. But I think Chicago is better positioned for it than a lot of recent champions. Ultimately, though, a baseball team has too many moving parts and there is too much randomness involved, mostly with injuries, to make a safe bet on a repeat. So I’ll say, nah, they probably won’t. Even if I end up predicting that they will come March.

Q: (@Nebkreb) which of your kids do you love more? Please factor in frustrating text exchanges. 

Twitter sees me interact with my daughter more because she’s older and because she sends me silly texts which I share, but just because she is better represented publicly does not mean I love her more. My god, if any parent ever tells you that he or she loves one of their kids more than the other cut that person out your life. You don’t need sociopaths in it.

I do rank my cats, though. And pretty sharply. We’ll save that for next time, though.

Q: (‏@acupoftea) I’m trying to track down examples of the best non-bobblehead baseball promo giveaways if you want to help me out there. 

Please leave the best promotional items you’ve gotten at ballparks in the comments in order to help my friend here out. She’s an Ohioan, so she’s good people. I wrote up my personal favorite here a few years ago.

Q: (@TJ_Farrell) Who has the best batting stance/plate regimen of all time? I am a Phil Plantier man myself. Loved that big booty crouch.

My favorite stance was Julio Franco’s. All cocked-up power. Or maybe a cobra ready to strike. I’d never let my kid use it, but it was great to watch, especially as he got older and beefier.

Q: (@lukermartin) Best advice for raising kids?

Do not compare yourself with other parents, do not compare your kids with other kids and generally stay out of the whole local/neighborhood/peer group parental industrial complex clique as much as possible. I realize you have to interact with other parents and that you’ll do so naturally, but the sheer amount of mental effort wasted on wondering if Jimmy is doing as well at preschool soccer as fast as Johnny or worrying that Emily is doing better in toddler yoga than your little Sophia is exhausting and negative. Take advice when needed and give it when asked, but raise your own kid and be your own parent. In baseball terms, don’t press and make sure to always be playing your own game, not someone else’s.

Q: (@thejeqff) Does Dozier gets traded, or has that ship sailed? Also, which team has best chance to go from bottom to top in standings?

I feel like there has been a deal on the table between the Twins and Dodgers for some time, the Twins want more, the Dodgers are saying no, and now each is waiting for the other to blink. That’s why you hear these periodic “well, the Braves may be interested in Dozier” talks. Probably planted by Twins people, hoping to scare the Dodgers into upping their offer.

As for the second question, I don’t think we have any team with worst-to-first capabilities this year, but the Braves seem like the only last place team which has truly improved itself this offseason. They may surprise people.

Q: (@spudsfan) Does the Veterans Committee put Jack Morris in next year?

The Bud Selig election made me think the new Eras committees are rigged for an outcome preferred by the Hall of Fame and/or Major League baseball. If Morris is on the ballot and gets in next year while Mark McGwire got shut out this year, I’ll suspect the fix is in again. That said, I don’t think the Veterans Committees, whatever we call them, is all that invested in electing new players anymore. It’s all about executives and managers now, it seems.

Q: (@dragonilm) Who do you see as a dark horse pick to win the World Series this season?

My favorites would likely all come from obvious contenders — Chicago, Boston, Los Angeles, Washington, Cleveland — but I suppose if forced to go out on a limb and pick a more marginal team I’d say Seattle. I feel like they’re going to be a trendy pick this year.

Q: (@Wh4l3y) What would happen, in your opinion, if Mike Trout were to utilize the loophole to become a free-agent this season?

The loophole in question is discussed here. What would happen if he tried? Litigation and a lot of thinkpieces about the relative freedom of athletes, followed by a settlement which results in a renegotiated contract between him and the Angels that would give him more money. Not that I think he’d ever do it.

Q: (@JakeBasner) Article today about Tigers signing Austin Jackson. Good move?

I haven’t seen anything about that that is close to concrete, but it would be a weird move for Detroit. Jackson was a well below average hitter last year and had even less defensive value than offensive value. With Justin Upton in left, Detroit is going to want a solid defensive center fielder. That ain’t Jackson and hasn’t been for years.

Q: (@whinson42) How much of the Bonds/Clemens HOF bump is just trying to make a smooth path for Big Papi in five years?

I don’t think it’s that calculated. I think there is a natural thing happening in which, over time, voters are starting to realize that being a PED user is not the most damnable offense. There are events which goose the realization process like Selig being elected and, perhaps, people thinking harder about what they’d do with David Ortiz one day, but mostly I think it’s just a natural progression away from hysteria. That’s how most history works, I think.

Q: (@MaxPowerNYC) How does Columbus break down between Reds fans & Indians fans?

Very fair-weathery. I’m told that in the 70s and 80s it was firmly Reds country. When I got here in the early 90s it leaned that way but began a sharp shift toward Cleveland in the mid-90s. In the past 10-15 years it has swayed, remarkably, with how each team is doing in every given year. Charitably, one can say that the city — 100 miles from Cincy, 130 from Cleveland — is evenly split and that people just wear their gear more when their team is winning. I prefer to think of Columbus, sports wise, however, as one of those Italian towns which kept both Axis and Allies flags around and would fly one or the other depending on how far each opposing army was from the village each day.

Q: (@tottsb_jmunoz) Will the Braves trade for Archer?

I heard that rumor today, but I tend to think it won’t happen. If the Braves surprise early in the season, though, and look like shocking contenders, I could see them going all-in for a big pitcher.

Q: (‏@eric666_) Who are some BSOHL candidates this ST?

Just look at every player who ended the season on the DL or had a crappy second half. Extra bonus points for guys entering their walk years. As we’ve said many times, BSOHL is not about shape per se. It’s about expectation management and the spin game, played mostly by agents and a gullible press corps looking for content in the slow months.

Q: (@JDaniel2033) Coolest event you’ve personally witnessed at MLB game?

I’ve written about this many times, most thoroughly here. The bit about Maddux’s first game as a Dodger. It’s obviously subjective.

Q: (@FantasyBaldouin) Please speculate (wildly if you wish) on what Manfred and Trump are discussing.

Trump is taking advice about building something unnecessary and having someone else pay for it. That’s obviously baseball’s area of expertise.

Q: (@damonhart) Who’s your favorite position player that has pitched?

Ichiro, probably. He pitched an inning or two late in the 2015 season if I remember correctly. I pick him not because he was great at it or anything, but just because he’s easily the biggest star position player I’ve ever seen pitch. Usually managers have backup catchers or utility guys do that, not future Hall of Famers.

Q: (@thenextbarstool) If you were to make a baseball movie involving the Barves, what would it be titled and a basic plot premise please?

We’ve already had too many Braves-related baseball movies. “The Slugger’s Wife” was terrible, but it took place on the Braves. “Trouble With the Curve” involved a Braves scout. “Bull Durham” never mentioned the Braves by name, but at the time the Durham Bulls were a Braves affiliate and all of us teenaged Braves fans talked about how cool that was. Still, if I had to do another one, I’d do one focusing on a crazy owner, maybe a cross between Bill Veeck and Ted Turner. He sells his team off to a conglomerate, hates what they do to it and mounts a crazy, populist campaign to get the team back. I’ll admit, this is all just a movie version of the fantasies I’ve had ever since Liberty Media took over the Braves.

Q: (@ChrisDallasTX) Rank the top 5 MLB Craigs:

Craig Biggio, Allen Craig (mostly because my middle name is Allen and I like the reversal), Craig Paquette, Craig Goldstein from Baseball Prospectus and Craig Wilson. I don’t care which Craig Wilson. Pick one. They’re both great.

Q: (@lk_1933) If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be and why?

Bald cypress, obviously.

Q: (@JesusThinking) What’s your hottest baseball take?

The wave is not bad, doesn’t harm anyone and people should stop complaining about it. Let people have their fun.

Q: (@jeffgirgenti) Do you play fantasy football (because there is a non-football/ social aspect to it)?

Never. I haven’t played fantasy baseball for seven years either. It just doesn’t appeal to me.

Q: (@JosephStock) What’s more likely, the D-Backs win their court case or they move to Montreal?

Montreal is more likely than a win in litigation, I suspect, though I think the most likely thing is for them to simply settle something with Maricopa County and stay in the Phoenix area.

Q: (@JesusThinking) Are you going to spring training this year? Will we see stories with datelines?

Probably. “SCOTTSDALE — Dear lord, being in the desert in February is better than being in the Midwest. Here’s some baseball that doesn’t matter.”

Q: (@dnemetnejat) What part of baseball that’s out of fashion-suicide squeeze, hidden ball trick, bunting for hit, etc-do u want to come back?

The union taking an adversarial position vis-a-vis management and advancing substantive player interests. Call me old fashioned.

Q: (@JakeMHS) Clemson’s director of recruiting is named Thad Turnipseed. Where would that rank in the annals of baseball names?

Just above Bud Weiser and many, many steps below Dick Pole.

Q: (@flightjkt) Chances the A’s will sign a big name so my girlfriend will have a reason to hope for at least a .500 season?

What, your girlfriend doesn’t think Rajai Davis will get them to .500? You’d think she’d have crazy, irrational hope. I mean, she thinks there’s a future in being with you, right?

Q: (@29Collector) You for or against teams going back to blue road uniforms?

Teams have gone back to blue a little bit in recent years, but only at home. As your question makes clear, the blue uniforms were always a road uniform, replacing gray, not a home uniform. They’ve brought them back just to sell stuff. And they hardly ever wear the blue pants. If they’re not going to do it right, they should just stick with home whites and road grays and that’s that. And don’t get me started on solid jerseys with white/gray/pinstriped pants in an absolute sense. They’re terrible, always, and I remain convinced that wearing them every game played a hand in the Indians losing the World Series.

Q: (@42alj) Creamy or crunchy peanut butter?

Mr. Peanut Butter.

Thanks for the questions, everyone! Let’s do this again soon!

Nationals GM Rizzo won’t reveal length of Martinez’s new contract

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WASHINGTON — Dave Martinez spoke Saturday about managing the Washington Nationals for “many, many years” and over the “long term” and “quite some time,” thanks to his contract extension.

Sharing a table to a socially distanced degree with his manager on a video conference call to announce the new deal – each member of the duo sporting a 2019 World Series ring on his right hand – Nationals GM Mike Rizzo referred to the agreement’s “multiyear” nature, but repeatedly refused to reveal anything more specific in response to reporters’ questions.

“We don’t talk about terms as far as years, length and salaries and that type of thing. We’re comfortable with what we have and the consistency that we’re going to have down the road,” said Rizzo, who recently agreed to a three-year extension of his own. “That’s all we want to say about terms, because it’s private information and we don’t want you guys to know about it.”

When Martinez initially was hired by Rizzo in October 2017 – his first managing job at any level – the Nationals’ news release at the time announced that he was given a three-year contract with an option for a fourth year.

That 2021 option had not yet been picked up.

“The partnership that Davey and I have together, our communication styles are very similar. Our aspirations are similar, and kind of our mindset of how to obtain the goals that we want to obtain are similar. I think it’s a good match,” Rizzo said. “We couldn’t have hit on a more positive and enthusiastic leader in the clubhouse. I think you see it shine through even in the most trying times.”

The Nationals entered Saturday – Martinez’s 56th birthday – with a 23-34 record and in last place in the NL East, which Rizzo called “a disappointing season.” The team’s title defense was slowed by injuries and inconsistency during a 60-game season delayed and shortened by the coronavirus pandemic.

World Series MVP Stephen Strasburg threw just five innings because of a nerve issue in his pitching hand and players such as Starlin Castro, Sean Doolittle, Tanner Rainey, Adam Eaton and Carter Kieboom finished the year on the IL.

“This year, for me, we didn’t get it done. We had a lot of bumps in the road this year. But I really, fully believe, we’ve got the core guys here that we need to win another championship,” Martinez said. “I know Mike, myself, we’re going to spend hours and hours and hours trying to fill the void with guys we think can potentially help us in the future. And we’ll be back on the podium. I’m really confident about that.”

Rizzo was asked Saturday why the team announces contract lengths for players, as is common practice around the major leagues, but wouldn’t do so in this instance for Martinez.

“The reason is we don’t want anybody to know. That’s the reason,” Rizzo said, before asking the reporter: “How much do you make? How many years do you have?”

Moments later, as the back-and-forth continued, Rizzo said: “It’s kind of an individual thing with certain people. I don’t want you to know what I make or how many years I have. Davey doesn’t want you to know. And I think that it’s only fair … when people don’t want certain information out there, that we don’t give it.”

There were some calling for Martinez to lose his job last season when Washington got off to a 19-31 start. But Rizzo stood by his manager, and the team eventually turned things around, going 74-38 the rest of the way to reach the playoffs as an NL wild-card team.

The Nationals then beat the Milwaukee Brewers, Los Angeles Dodgers and St. Louis Cardinals to reach the World Series, where they beat the Houston Astros in Game 7.

Washington joined the 1914 Boston Braves as the only teams in major league history to win a World Series after being 12 games below .500 during a season.

“Everything from Day 1 to where he’s gotten to now, he’s grown so much. He’s really become one of my favorite managers of all,” three-time Cy Young Award winner Max Scherzer said after helping Washington win Saturday’s opener of a doubleheader against the New York Mets. “Davey really understands how to manage a clubhouse, manage a team. We saw it in the postseason. He knows how to push the right buttons when everything is on the line.”