Mariners to sign reliever Marc Rzepczynski

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Ken Rosenthal reports that the Mariners “on the verge” of signing free agent left-hander Marc Rzepczynski. Which seems to be a dramatic way to characterize a signing of a guy like Marc Rzepczynski — “verges” seem like something preceding audacious moves — but we’ll let Ken have this one, as it’s the holidays.

Rzepczynski, whose name has only been typed once, by a Toronto beat writer back in 2009, and since then has only been copied and pasted, spent 2016 with the Athletics and Nationals. The 31-year-old lefty specialist has handled lefty batters to the tune of .222/.291/.298 for his career and, as a result, one may reasonably presume that he will pitch for another 30-35 seasons.

Rosenthal says there are only a few “last-minute details to cover” before the agreement with Seattle is made official.

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