I don’t know who is to blame for this. The thin air? Nolan Arenado? One of the guys on the Cardinals? No one is talking.
All I know is that someone his a moon shot at Coors Field during batting practice last night and deprived the good people sitting in the outfield of some tasty burgers.
In other news, this was the “Helton Burger Shack.” I love ballpark concessions named after former players. They should open one named after David Neid. Maybe a bakery or something for some sort of punny name? Eh, I’ll work on it.