Settling the Scores: Wednesday’s results


Short version today for a few reasons. Mostly, I’m still reeling because Bill used the word “boner” in a post and I can’t stop laughing. Hello, I’m a father of two in his 40s.

Anyway, here are the box scores. The results, which include the Tigers winning their eighth in a row, the Cubs winning on a walkoff wild pitch, some chippiness between the Mets and Yankees, the Rays beatin’ the tar out of the Royals, and Jose Bautista and Josh Donaldson doing Jose Bautista and Josh Donaldson things, are here:

Cubs 5, Marlins 4
Padres 12, Brewers 3
Nationals 8, Diamondbacks 3
Yankees 9, Mets 5
Orioles 3, Rangers 2
Phillies 5, Giants 4
Twins 13, Indians 5
Tigers 2, White Sox 1
Braves 8, Pirates 4
Cardinals 5, Reds 4
Rays 12, Royals 0
Blue Jays 3, Astros 1
Rockies 12, Dodgers 2
Angels 8, Athletics 6
Mariners 3, Red Sox 1