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And That Happened: Monday’s scores and highlights

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Here are the scores. Here are the highlights:

White Sox 7, Blue Jays 5: The Chisox were down 5-1 after six innings. Luckily, they play more than six innings. They scored five in the seventh, capped off with Todd Frazier‘s RBI double which plated the go-ahead run. Not only did the Jays blow a big lead, but the game ended when Troy Tulowitzki was hit by a grounder while running from first to second. A play I sort of love because (a) watching baserunners avoid such things is usually a hilarious dance of flailing arms and skittering feet, not unlike when a woman in an old cartoon from the 1940s sees a mouse; and (b) it reminds be that there was a time when a fielder could make a putout by literally throwing a ball at and hitting a runner. They were just way tougher back in the 19th century, man.

Tigers 7, Athletics 3: I decided to take the night off from baseball and watch one of my top-5 all-time favorite movies for, like, the 100th time last night: “Zero Effect.” I paused it just before the Nick Cave “Into My Arms” scene, partially to just check in and see what I was was missing baseball wise, but also because that scene gives me ALL THE FEELS and I needed another drink first. Anyway, during this time I saw the thing in which Tyler Collins flipped everyone the bird. I didn’t know what the score was as I had just seen someone tweet about it. I assumed the Tigers were down by five runs and things were getting ugly. Nope: up by six and, well, sometimes you just gotta flip everyone the bird. Look, I know how it goes: there will be more apologies today and maybe some official statement and a handful of sanctimonious “think of the children”-style offerings from media folks. I realize that dance is unavoidable, but at some point I wish we could all just accept that everyone, at one time or another, wants to just tell people at work to eff off. I’m literally flipping the bird to my screen RIGHT NOW because a thunderstorm woke me up today and I’m cranky. See? It’s really OK. Cut Collins some slack.

Yankees 3, Rangers 1: Nate Eovaldi took a no-hitter into the seventh. He was pitching in his home state. Lame story: my parents were RVing in Texas last year and the handyman at their RV park in Schulenburg, Texas was, like, Eovaldi’s cousin or brother or high school friend or something and made a big point to tell everyone that. My dad called me and asked if I knew who Eovaldi was. I said yes. He said “I’ve never heard of the guy. What do I know about baseball?” But also, because he’s my dad, he still asks me sometimes “how’s that, that . . . that baseball player? The Texas guy? With the brother or cousin? How’s he doing?” Finally I have something to tell him later today.

Twins 4, Indians 3: It was tied 3-3 in the ninth when Oswaldo Arcia hit a walkoff homer. It’s been a very Prince-ful week in both Minneapolis and the nation, and at times like these it’s easy to go overboard with tributes and things, but if the PA people at Target Field aren’t playing “Baby I’m a Star” when dudes hit walkoff homers they need to examine what they’re doing in this business.

Red Sox 1, Braves 0: When you score one run against the 2016 Braves it’s, by definition, an “insurance run.” These dudes couldn’t get a hit off their mothers on the hittingest day of their lives if they had an electrified hitting machine.

Mets 5, Reds 3: Four in a row for the Mets. It’s almost like the first week of the season didn’t totally destroy their chances at success in 2016. Huh.

Rays 2, Orioles 0: Chris Archer shows his early season struggles were just that and nothing more. Six and two-thirds innings, ten strikeouts and no walks against one of the better lineups around.

Pirates 6, Rockies 1: Six scoreless innings for Jeff Locke. The Rockies complained and even Locke acknowledged that he was getting some super generous low strikes. Guys: we squeezed the zone right and left when Pitch/FX and Ques-Tec and all of that came online and that made sense to some degree, but compensating with that super low, often below-the-knees strike has given pitchers a ridiculous advantage and is a LOT of the reason offense is so dumb right now and strikeout rates are so high. We’re not gonna get rid of guys throwing 99 m.p.h. and we’re not going to get rid of hyper-specialized relievers going max effort for an inning. But we could totally chop a few inches off the zone at the bottom. As the 1960s showed us, messing with the zone in various ways, even subtly, can make significant changes in offense. Maybe we need to explore that, eh?

Diamondbacks 12, Cardinals 7: Jean Segura had four hits including a go-ahead three-run home run. Arizona had a nine-run sixth inning. Zack Greinke got the win despite giving up seven runs. They should call outings like that “a stinky Greinke.” Feel free to use that. It’s my gift to you.

Angels 6, Royals 1: Albert Pujols hit two homers. Three in two games. He’s hitting below .200 and not getting on base, but he’s on a pace for 40 homers. He reminds me of Stallone in “Rocky Balboa.” He can’t really do what he used to do, but he has “Old Man Strength” and “Hurtin’ Bombs.” That may be hard to watch over the course of six months, but pitchers still need to be careful not to walk into a punch.

Mariners 3, Astros 2: Taijuan Walker struck out 11 in seven innings. For your first place Seattle Mariners who have won eight of 11.

Marlins 3, Dodgers 2: Giancarlo Stanton homered, doubled and drove in two to make Don Mattingly’s return to Los Angeles nice for him.

Giants 5, Padres 4: Madison Bumgarners struck out nine in six and two-thirds and got his first win since Opening Day with some help from Angel Pagan and Hunter Pence. Three plays were subject to replay challenges over the final two innings. All of the original calls were upheld. The game pushed four hours, which is ridiculous. There’s no reason reviews can’t be done in near-real time by impartial officials.

Giants place Samardjiza on IL due to shoulder impingement

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LOS ANGELES — Jeff Samardjiza has been placed on the 10-day injured list by the San Francisco Giants due to right shoulder impingement.

Manager Gabe Kapler said before Saturday’s game against the Los Angeles Dodgers that the right-hander told trainers and the coaching staff that he felt like wasn’t able to get the arm loose during Friday’s game. Samardjiza is scheduled to undergo an MRI on Saturday.

Samardjiza went four-plus innings and allowed six runs on seven hits in a 7-2 loss to the Dodgers. He is 0-2 with a 9.88 ERA in three starts.

The Giants have recalled left-hander Andrew Suarez from their alternate training site, but Kapler said he hasn’t finalized a revised starting rotation.