Video: Anthony Rizzo plays “Drops of Jupiter” for his teammates, who all sing along

Associated Press

Today at Cubs camp, that wacky Joe Maddon started workouts by having the team check out Mozart while they did Tae-Bo followed by a lunch featuring no love pride deep-fried chicken and the best soy lattes that a major league baseball team ever had.

In other news, Train’s “Drops of Jupiter” may be one of the worst songs ever recorded in the history of music:


Legend holds that the Cubs were once cursed for 70+ years over a billy goat. If there’s any justice in the world — at least if the justice is delivered based on one’s musical tastes — the Cubs will now fail to win a World Series until 2045. At the very earliest.