Sometimes, when I make easy jokes or offer some cheap shot, people say “you’re better than this, Craig.”
I want to assure you: no matter what I have done in the past, no matter how often I have made actually good jokes or offered some actual useful analysis, I am not better than this. To paraphrase the great Hans Gruber, I am not some common hack or cheap-shot artist. I am an exceptional hack and cheap-shot artist. To wit:
Why yes, given all of Sabathia’s knee problems I do think that HGH could extend his career. Thanks for the suggestion, guys!