Blue Jays add 40-year-old southpaw specialist Randy Choate

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Veteran southpaw specialist Randy Choate has agreed to a minor-league deal with the Blue Jays.

Choate is 40 years and has always been strictly used for one or two left-handed batters at a time, but if Toronto is willing to devote a roster spot to a pitcher who might only throw 25-30 innings all season he’s death on lefties.

Last season Choate appeared in 71 games and logged just 27.1 innings for the Cardinals. He’s spent 15 seasons in the majors, but has topped 40 innings just three times and has never thrown more than 51 innings. So why do teams keep wanting Choate in their bullpen? Because he’s held lefties to a .195 batting average for his career.

Bryce Harper is pandering hard to Philly fans

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Bryce Harper hadn’t even addressed his new hometown fans before his Phillies jersey started selling like hotcakes. Since then, he’s said all the expected things. Talking about joining the Phillies, he said, “From day one, it felt right … I always talk about family and being a family, being one unit, and I get that from this team. Every guy has your back and vice versa. I’m very excited to go into battle with these guys.”

Harper is continuing to pander hard to Phillies fans. Behold his latest Instagram post:

Has anyone ever really longed to see the Liberty Bell?

Harper also famously recreated that Chase Utley scene from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia with actor Rob McElhenney on Twitter:

In Harper’s next post, he will talk about alternating bottles of You-eng-ling beers with glasses of “wooder.” He’ll add that every so often he will treat himself to a steak sandwich with cheese on it, then go home to watch all of the movies in the Rocky series.