The Braves will wear a patch commemorating their abandoning of Atlanta


Remember how, eight months before your divorce, your ex-wife started wearing a t-shirt with a logo on it talking about how she’d be leaving you? Haha, no, that’d be ridiculous and cruel.

In other news, the Atlanta Braves will be wearing a patch on their uniform sleeve marking the premature demise of Turner Field and their high-tailing it to the suburbs:

No word if Cobb Counter taxpayers underwrote the patches, but they probably did.