Alfred: Will you be wanting the Batpod, sir?
Bruce Wayne: In the middle of the day, Alfred? Not very subtle.
Alfred: The Lamborghini, then. Much more subtle.
Yesterday Yoenis Cespedes arrived at camp in something that looked like it could’ve been the Batmobile. If the Batmobile was painted up in Ohio State colors and had a big “52” on it at least. Maybe such a thing did appear in the Val Kilmer or George Clooney Batman movies. I’m not sure. I’ve sort of blocked those out of my memory like Bill Simmons has blocked out Rocky V.
Anyway, today Cespedes is taking a much more subtle approach to transportation:
But if you think for a moment that Cespedes has a monopoly on pimped rides, you’re sadly mistaken: