It’s just after 7AM Eastern, so now is a good time to remind you that, if you’re of the “eat breakfast at Taco Bell” persuasion, you can go get a free breakfast crunch wrap there between now and 11AM thanks to Lorenzo Cain stealing a base in Game 1 of the World Series.
Oh what a wonderful time to be alive.
Remember, like all such contests, there are rules. They’re written in great detail, including the part of what defines a stolen base. Sadly we do not have a controversy involving, say, a questionable call on a defensive indifference play and/or a payola scandal to an official scorer. That would make this even more delicious than it already is.