David Ortiz’s dream job: porn star

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The Players’ Tribune has a feature called “What the (Blank)?” It’s straightforward: athletes are given a bunch of fill-in-the-blank questions and they answer them. Favorite foods and songs and stuff like that.

David Ortiz — Editor at Large of The Players’ Tribune — filled out a form and it was posted yesterday. One of the questions was about what his dream job would be if he wasn’t a baseball player. Ortiz says what a lot of your friends in high school would’ve said in response to this question:

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Probably worth noting that that job isn’t anywhere as cool as Ortiz probably thinks it is, especially for a dude.