You can get a Pope Francis baseball card at Citizens Bank Park tonight


“I’ll trade you a a Paul VI and a Pius XII for your Francis and a John XXIII.”

“Toss in John Paul I and I’ll do it.”

“Are you nuts?! Those are SUPER rare!”

“Then forget it.”

Here’s what it looks like:

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I hope the Francis card has those little cartoons on the back that tells us his hobbies. Maybe, like the stars of 1973, he’s into “stereo music.”