Wanna see “El Paso’s fastest wiener?”


Really, that’s how the dang field announcer intro’d this thing. He’s horrible, by the way. Ignore him and watch the dogs.

But really, this video isn’t even here for the “fastest wiener,” because that’s a B.S. title granted by a lame, too-short race which gives an unfair advantage to high-energy, low-stamina wiener dogs over the wiener dogs with greater endurance.

No, I link this video for the dog that escaped after the race and ran all over the field.


Thank God this didn’t happen in Philly or else someone would’ve tased that dog, bro.