A chunk of concrete fell onto the Comerica Park concourse


The biggest benefit of my English minor is that I see metaphors everywhere, constantly:

The story about it — not that it’s so big it really needs a story — can be read here.

In other news, between this and the fine work of the Navin Field Grounds Crew, I propose that the remainder of the Tigers’ season be relocated to the corner of Michigan and Tumbull.