The biggest benefit of my English minor is that I see metaphors everywhere, constantly:
Chunk of concrete that fell several feet in the concourse at Comerica Park right after game ended. No one hit. pic.twitter.com/a0X41Zlutg
— Bob Flynn (@wcsrbob) August 23, 2015
The story about it — not that it’s so big it really needs a story — can be read here.
In other news, between this and the fine work of the Navin Field Grounds Crew, I propose that the remainder of the Tigers’ season be relocated to the corner of Michigan and Tumbull.