I have no idea how I missed this last week, as I have a red hotline in my office dedicated to updating me when b.s., tangentially baseball-related “news” happens, especially when it is accompanied by pictures and videos and stuff. But I still missed it somehow. Trust me when I say that we will be doing a full-blown failure analysis about this soon.
In any event, Derek Jeter came in from the cold of his retirement last week to accept the “Legend Award” at the Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Sports awards show.
“Hey Derek, what are you gonna do with the rest of your summer?”
“I don’t know.”
Gold slime. What in the name of Kevin Kubusheskie is this world coming to?