True story: in 2003 I got two speeding tickets in one day. One near Artesia, New Mexico in the morning, one in the afternoon near Fort Stockton, Texas. The Artesia one was baloney. Speed trap, busted for a couple of ticks over the limit in the middle of nowhere. The Fort Stockton one was legit. I was hauling like nobody’s business, a danger to myself and others.
In light of that, I shall not cast any stones at Roy Halladay. Who has had a not-so-great day in terms of evading Smoky:
— Roy Halladay (@RoyHalladay) July 7, 2015
Poor guy couldn’t throw fast enough at the end of his career to stick in the bigs anymore and now he can’t slow the heck down.