Mr. Rodriguez goes to Washington

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The Yankees are in D.C. And A-Rod is using his morning to tour our capital. And our Capitol.

There’s not a dollar figure I wouldn’t pay for a musical montage of him visiting every site of note, alternating between vacantly nodding and staring with a mixture of thoughtfulness and mild confusion.

And when he’s done with the historical stuff he can go to the Newseum and find old, archived copies of the Daily News reporting that he’ll never play baseball again.