I am a man of my word

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On November 13, 2014, I wrote this after the Phillies signed Jeff Francoeur:

Really, Francoeur on the Phillies is basically the trolling singularity for guys like me. I would probably watch every single Phillies game he started next season if he made it. I’d even consider a Phillies shirsey with his name on the back . . . I am totally on team Francoeur here. And I am dead serious about buying that shirsey if he makes the team. You guys remind me of this next April, OK?

Well, he did and you did and this arrived for me today:

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If you ever doubt the lengths I will go to in order to troll Phillies fans, remember this. Remember that I will gladly wear the gear of a team I despise simply so that I can let the world know that their everyday cleanup hitter is Jeff Francoeur. 2015 Jeff Francoeur.

 

 

Shawn Tolleson retires from baseball

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Evan Grant of the Dallas Morning News reports that reliever Shawn Tolleson is retiring from baseball. The right-hander experienced a setback in his recovery from Tommy John surgery last week.

Tolleson, who turns 31 years old on Saturday, last pitched in the majors in 2016. He had two very good years out of the bullpen for the Rangers in 2014-15, posting an aggregate 2.88 ERA with 145 strikeouts and 45 walks across 144 innings.

Tolleson signed a one-year deal with the Rays in January 2017 before undergoing Tommy John surgery several months later. The Rangers inked him to a minor league contract in December 2017, but he wasn’t able to work his way back.