The Yankees are totally pretending that A-Rod isn’t nearing Willie Mays’ home run total

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I understand the Yankees’ lack of a desire to actually celebrate Alex Rodriguez’s 660th home run. I totally get why they don’t want to pay him a big bonus for actually hitting it. They may even have some decent legal recourse to avoid doing so, I don’t know. Really, and 100% honestly, there are non-crazy arguments for the Yankees to not want to be in the Alex Rodriguez Glorification business.

But “acknowledging reality” is not the same thing as glorifying, and the Yankees are apparently not even going to acknowledge reality. From Mark Feinsand of the Daily News:

When is a milestone not really a milestone? When the Yankees decide it’s not, apparently.

The team is not including Alex Rodriguez’s pursuit of Willie Mays’ No. 4 spot on the all-time home runs list as part of its daily “Upcoming Milestones” sheet, which distributed to the media prior to every series by the media relations department.

I’ve seen these sheets before. They have everything from big, important milestones to the bullpen catcher’s birthday. It’s a veritable avalanche of facts, figures and trivia. Sometimes reporters use them to flesh out game stories or columns. Most of the time the information gets ignored.

But, as Feinsand notes, this is a litigation tactic. If the Yankees appear to be getting any marketing value out of A-Rod tying Mays, it could be used against them if A-Rod decides to take them to arbitration for not paying the bonus. A “see, you marketed it!” kind of thing. They are, in contrast, noting on the milestones sheet other, relatively minor upcoming A-Rod feats such him being one run shy of tying Derek Jeter for ninth place on MLB’s all-time runs scored list.

All of which is stupid, because it’s not like the media and fans aren’t aware that Rodriguez is nearing Mays’ mark. It’s not like we won’t note it and, if he’s at 659 when the Yankees are on a homestand, at least some people won’t buy tickets to see it. Of course they will. It may not give the Yankees a $6 million marketing kick, but it’ll be something. And if they note every single minor thing their players achieve but conspicuously avoid this one thing, an arbitrator is going to assume that they did it precisely to try to get out of paying the guy. Ultimately, all that matters to whether they do have to pay him is what the contract language says about it all, which we don’t know. A line on an information sheet isn’t going to change the game.

But it will make the Yankees brass look dumb. And make them look like they think the fans and the press is dumb. If that’s something they think is cool, well, good for them. Most people think that’s pretty jerky.

Frontier League team names itself the “Florence Y’alls”

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If you’ve ever found yourself on I-75/71 in Kentucky, just over the river from Cincinnati, you’ve no doubt noticed the water tower for the city of Florence, Kentucky.  Its top is painted with red and white stripes and, instead of featuring the town’s name or the name of the local water concern, it says, “Florence, Y’all.”

The water tower is a nice welcome to Dixie, even if Kentucky isn’t really Dixie. The point is that, if you’re from Ohio or Michigan or someplace and you see it, you know you’re on your way to Lexington or Louisville, or points south. To warmer climes, southern charm and hospitality and, hopefully, a nice little trip.

The folks who support the Frontier League baseball team in Florence no doubt realize the kind of chatter that surrounds that water tower, because they just voted to rename their team:

And they added a handy dandy explainer:

I like it. And I like the idea of naming a baseball team after a notable and much talked-about roadside sign. Which is to say that, if I ever get a baseball team here in Ohio, I’m also gonna name it after a famous sign you see while driving on the interstate not too far from me:

Yeah, that’s a thing. And my baseball team would not even be the first sports thing named after it.

Alternatively, I could put one closer to my house and call it the “ODOT SUCKS.” May be better.

Viva local culture.