What? You think he’s being traded to Boston too. It’s only a matter of time. For now, though, he’s pitching against the Red Sox for the Phillies and he’s having a hell of a time of it today.
Hamels has tossed five innings and he’s given up four runs on five hits with three walks. Four of those hits have been homers. Two by Dustin Pedroia (whose demise may have been greatly exaggerated) one by Mookie Betts and one by Hanley Ramirez. All solo shots, thankfully.
Current score: 4-0 after five innings. In other news, they are serving liquor in Citizens Bank Park. Probably selling well today.