What? You think he’s being traded to Boston too. It’s only a matter of time. For now, though, he’s pitching against the Red Sox for the Phillies and he’s having a hell of a time of it today.
Hamels has tossed five innings and he’s given up four runs on five hits with three walks. Four of those hits have been homers. Two by Dustin Pedroia (whose demise may have been greatly exaggerated) one by Mookie Betts and one by Hanley Ramirez. All solo shots, thankfully.
Current score: 4-0 after five innings. In other news, they are serving liquor in Citizens Bank Park. Probably selling well today.
The Miami Marlins’ primary offseason goal thus far appears to be acquiring as much international bonus pool money as possible. Last week they traded their closer to the Nationals to get some. This morning they traded a couple of low-level prospects to the Astros to get more. Specifically, they traded lefty reliever Brayan de Paula and outfielder Adonis Giron to Houston for an unknown amount of slot money.
De Paula, 19, has pitched in the Dominican Summer League for the past two seasons while posting a 3.05 ERA and 57/16 K/BB ratio over 59 innings. Giron, 17, has one season of Dominican Summer League experience under his belt, where he hit .255/.331/.362 with three homers in 67 games.
The Marlins have made no secret of the fact that they’re after top international prospect Victor Victor Mesa and, possibly, his younger brother, Victor Mesa, Jr., which would explain the stockpiling of bonus money.