Andrew McCutchen cut his hair for the first time in eight years

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This is sad. And, frankly, as a bald-American it’s almost galling to see someone as follicly-gifted as Andrew McCutchen is squander his gifts in such a fashion. But it’s still a free country, I guess, and he can do what he wants.

I just hope he understands that this is like standing in front of someone who is starving and throwing a perfectly-cooked steak in a toilet.

Silver lining: Nesbitt reports that McCutchen’s hair will be auctioned off at MLB.com and the proceeds will go to benefit Pirates charities.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go bid on an auction. No reason.