The desert heat can do strange things to a person. Make them do things they might not otherwise do. Maybe make them see things that aren’t really there.
The former might explain why Tommy Lasorda is dancing and singing to “Turn Down for What.” The latter might explain why I’m seeing it, even if he didn’t do it in reality.
Either way, I need to get out of the desert now. I’m flying home in the morning. I need to breathe the cool sensible Midwestern air again and leave this bizarre place.
UPDATE: I have no idea why this is cutting Lasorda’s whole body off. If you want to see full-length Tommy, go to his page.