Mat Latos hates the new pace-of-play rules, properly-cooked hamburgers


This raises more questions than it does answers:

As everyone knows, the proper way to cook a burger is over super high and direct heat and to cook that sucker as fast as possible. You want to rush that burger, Mat! And my God, you do not want it “completely done.” I don’t care if you win 25 games this year: if I show up at your house for a cookout and you give me a well-done burger, I’m gonna withhold my Cy Young vote for you on general principle.

Oh, who am I kidding. I don’t have a Cy Young vote. 🙁