David Wells cheats on wife, gets gruesome injury

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(Editor’s note: Wells has confirmed that the following series of tweets was intended as a joke.)

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Maybe 239-game winner David Wells won’t be having himself a particularly enjoyable Valentine’s Day after a case of infidelity came back to bite him (literally) on Friday night.

In his own tweets:

That’s the full story, barring further tweets. The only one who’d seem to come out of it looking very good is his wife’s orthodontist.

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