Want a Jayson Werth Chia Pet?


Jayson Werth’s beard is glorious, but a glorious beard is never truly official until it’s been immortalized in Chia Pet form. Among some other interesting promotions during the 2015 season, the Nationals plan to give away a Jayson Werth Chia Pet on Wednesday, August 5, when the club hosts the Diamondbacks, per CSN Washington’s Chase Hughes.

Shall we set up a HardballTalk field trip? I’ll start typing up the parental permission slips.