Pitchers and catchers report in 16 days, you guys


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With that silliness out of the way, we can now turn to baseball. Pitchers and catchers, people. Figure position players report four or five days later.


Atlanta Braves: Friday, Feb. 20
Baltimore Orioles: Thursday, Feb. 19
Boston Red Sox: Friday, Feb. 20
Detroit Tigers: Thursday, Feb. 19
Houston Astros: Friday, Feb. 20
Miami Marlins: Friday, Feb. 20
Minnesota Twins: Sunday, Feb. 22
New York Mets: Thursday, Feb. 19
New York Yankees: Friday, Feb. 20
Philadelphia Phillies: Wednesday, Feb. 18
Pittsburgh Pirates: Wednesday, Feb. 18
St. Louis Cardinals: Thursday, Feb. 19
Tampa Bay Rays: Saturday, Feb. 21
Toronto Blue Jays: Monday, Feb. 23
Washington Nationals: Friday, Feb. 20


Arizona Diamondbacks: Thursday, Feb. 19
Chicago Cubs: Thursday, Feb. 19
Chicago White Sox: Thursday, Feb. 19
Cincinnati Reds: Wednesday, Feb. 18
Cleveland Indians: Wednesday, Feb. 18
Colorado Rockies: Friday, Feb. 20
Kansas City Royals: Thursday, Feb. 19
Los Angeles Angels: Thursday, Feb. 19
Los Angeles Dodgers: Thursday, Feb. 19
Milwaukee Brewers: Friday, Feb. 20
Oakland A’s: Thursday, Feb. 19
San Diego Padres: Thursday, Feb. 19
San Francisco Giants: Wedneday, Feb. 18
Seattle Mariners: Friday, Feb. 20
Texas Rangers: Friday, Feb. 20