Alex Wood says there will be less “tomfoolery” in the Braves’ clubhouse this year


Alex Wood just turned 24-years-old. But he has the vocabulary of your grandpa:

No word on whether or not there will be monkeyshines, shenanigans, horseplay, hanky-panky or frolicsomeness. But certainly not tomfoolery.

Why there will be less of this is unclear, but someone in San Diego, Houston or St. Louis should ask the new players in those towns what they think about chicanery, devilry and mischief.