The Royals are monitoring James Shields

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I watched “The Parallax View” last night, so I’m feeling sorta paranoid. This isn’t helping:

James Shields’ Wife: “James, I-I think I heard something. And I feel like we’re being watched.”

James Shields: “I feel like we’re being watched too, honey. I don’t know. I’ll call the police.”

Dayton Moore [to his surveillance team]: Shut it down. We’re blown. No traces of the monitoring. I repeat: No traces.