And now the perfect gift for your favorite dead New York Mets fan


All Mets fans, on some level, are dead inside. But, eventually, all Mets fans will be literally dead. In that case, they clearly need this:



That does seem an awful lot of money for a jar. Maybe it’d be better to channel your inner Fred Wilpon and go cheap?



Yeah, I think I’d go with the latter.

(thanks to reader Pete Mitchell for the heads up)