A short story in two tweets:
Source: Rockies have “mild” interest in trading for Dan Haren. Caveat being, Coors Field is not ideal for fly-ball pitchers.
— Jon Morosi (@jonmorosi) January 9, 2015
And this — pointed out by Marc Normandin of SB Nation — from Dan Haren, back in October:
Haren Pitching at Coors Field #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— dan haren (@ithrow88) October 31, 2014
Haren is already threatening retirement if he can’t convince the Marlins to trade him back to Los Angeles somehow. If they traded him to Colorado he may consider auto-defenestration.