Seven teams have reportedly inquired about Dan Uggla for reasons that escape me


I’ve read this five times but it still doesn’t make any logical sense to me:

Maybe he’s handy around the house and will help out with light maintenance? Perhaps he’s good with kids and can help mom by watching them while mom gets some errands run? Maybe the inquiries are just a matter of morbid curiosity, like, they’re calling to see if he still lives and breathes or if, alternatively, he has secreted himself from society like some Phantom of the Opera figure.