I’ve read this five times but it still doesn’t make any logical sense to me:
Dan Uggla is a free agent and eager to play again. Seven teams have inquired about him, according to a source.
— Ken Rosenthal (@Ken_Rosenthal) December 9, 2014
Maybe he’s handy around the house and will help out with light maintenance? Perhaps he’s good with kids and can help mom by watching them while mom gets some errands run? Maybe the inquiries are just a matter of morbid curiosity, like, they’re calling to see if he still lives and breathes or if, alternatively, he has secreted himself from society like some Phantom of the Opera figure.