Jonathan Papelbon still plays for the Phillies. But they are trying to move him, and he apparently thinks he’s gonna be moved, because he has placed his luxury condo up for sale. Go see the details including multiple photos and the floor plan here.
It’s like a lot of baseball player places: some designer put it together and you wonder how anyone actually lives in it. Especially in this case. It’s almost 100% white surfaces and furniture.
Because let’s face it: if you had to pick one major league baseball player who would NOT use coasters and who would wipe orange Cheetoh dust-covered hands on everything, you know it’d be Paps.