Great Moments in “gobbledygook”

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Sometimes they find villages of people who have had no contact with modern society. Sometimes, they find sports writers who have had no contact with baseball since at least the mid-90s. Here’s Jerry Green of the Detroit News, apparently advocating for Brandon Crawford for MVP or something:

And if you don’t believe they gloat, take a look at the website Five Three Eight with its numbers-ingrained copy.

We are now inundated not only by numbers, but also by initials. MVP is old-fashioned. Now we have WAR, OPS, and WHIP. WAR translates into wins above replacement which translates into gobbledygook.

The Sabremetrics fanatics are cheering because Trout finally is the MVP. That award was totally deserved — this past season — because his ballclub finally finished in first place in its division. Not because he led all comers in WAR . . . I now have an offering for the Sabremetrics fanciers. They should add a category — PUP. PUP is quite simple. It stands for Performance Under Pressure.

While highly mockable — especially his consistent misspelling of “sabermetrics,”  I don’t offer this link just for mocking purposes. I offer it to point out that Mr. Green here has a Hall of Fame vote and will use it this winter. And that there are many folks like him who likewise have Hall of Fame votes.

Enjoy!

The baseball world reacts to news of Kobe Bryant’s death

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Lakers legend Kobe Bryant and his daughter Gianna were two of nine people who died in a helicopter accident in Calabasas, California earlier today. Bryant’s death sent shockwaves throughout the basketball world, as well as the sports world at large. Here were a few reactions from the baseball world.

We certainly echo these sentiments, sending our condolences to the families and friends of those affected today. What a sad day.