I have no idea why this makes me laugh so hard, but I hope his next move is to salt the earth beneath the garden Towers grew in the offseason.
dave stewart was hired to take kevin towers’ old d-backs gm job. and now, stewart reveals, hes living in towers old house
— Jon Heyman (@JonHeymanCBS) November 11, 2014
Only problem: before he moved in, it took three cleaning crews to remove all the grit.