Over the summer the legendary Pat Jordan wrote an article about Johnny Damon which pretty clearly showed that Damon just doesn’t know quite what to do with himself now that he’s out of baseball. He hasn’t figured it out in the past four months:
Geraldo Rivera, Kate Gosselin, Vivica A. Fox and Johnny Damon are among the cast members who will enter the boardroom in the next season of Celebrity Apprentice. The cast was revealed on Tuesday morning’s Today, with host Donald Trump also making an appearance to talk up the new lineup and share his thoughts on former winnerJoan Rivers.
Other luminaries: Ian Ziering, Brandi Glanville, Gilbert Gottfried, Keshia Knight Pulliam and Terrell Owens.
Do not go gentle into that goodnight, Johnny.