Royals shirt of the day


I don’t much go in for “WE’RE NUMBER ONE!” fandom. Even when the Braves won the World Series in 1995, the merch I bought was decidedly modest. One “World Series Champs” shirt and then just more logo stuff. Being a sports fan — at least one with a modicum of dignity — requires self-awareness. Your team likely sucked once. It will certainly suck again in the future. Enjoy your moment, but don’t overdo it.

Which is why I love this so much. It’s absolutely perfect:

If they have back-to-back good seasons they can print some up that say “my word, once again we, shockingly, do not suck.”