Anthony Bosch’s bail revoked because he tested positive for cocaine


Anthony Bosch, the star witness against History’s Greatest Monster, now has to go to jail:

The former owner of the clinic at the center of Major League Baseball’s recent performance-enhancing drug scandal had his bail revoked Monday because of recent positive tests for cocaine use.

U.S. District Judge Darrin P. Gayles ordered Anthony Bosch jailed immediately. Bosch tested positive twice in August for cocaine use, after he was released on $100,000 bail under conditions including no use of illegal drugs and random urine testing. Gayles also found Bosch wasn’t regularly attending voluntary drug treatment.

Not that this is a terrible surprise.

Good thing MLB didn’t agree to pay this guy’s legal fees and security fees and, possibly, help his child support case go away. And it’s a good thing the league didn’t agree to put in a good word for him with the judge. Because really, no one wants to appear to be cool with using a coke-addicted drug dealer as its star witness, let alone vouch for him.

Oh, wait.