We are in the Golden Age of Awful Ceremonial First Pitches


Maybe we just catch more on video now. I dunno. All I know is that it used to be years in between seeing truly terrible first pitches on nightly highlights shows. Now we get a doozy multiple times a year.

To Houston:

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Does no one practice these things? If I was ever asked to throw out the first pitch, I’d like to think I’d practice.