Apparently “Survivor” is still a thing. But given how close to the bottom of the barrel they’ve gotten to find “celebrity” contestants, I can’t imagine it’ll be a thing for long. Their latest find:
Controversial former baseball relief pitcher John Rocker will be playing along with his girlfriend, spray-tan business owner Julie McGee. Rocker pitched for the Atlanta Braves in the 1999 World Series against the Yankees.
When I tweeted this out a bit ago multiple people wondered whether this season of “Survivor” will take place on the 7 train. We can only wish. Sadly, it’ll be in Nicaragua. Which I’m sure will annoy Rocker in some way given that he’s a xenophobic whack-job. I have $50 on him wondering why people there don’t speak English sometime during the first episode.