Shane Victorino needs season-ending back surgery

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Red Sox outfielder Shane Victorino has missed all but 30 games this season with hamstring and back injuries, and the team just announced that he’ll undergo season-ending lower back surgery.

Victorino was very good in the first season of a three-year, $39 million contract, hitting .294 with 15 homers, 21 steals, and an .803 OPS in 122 games as the Red Sox won the World Series, but he’ll end up missing 132 of 162 games this season and will enter next year as a big question mark at age 34.

His uncertain status for 2015 no doubt played a part in the Red Sox acquiring Yoenis Cespedes and Allen Craig at the trade deadline, and with Jackie Bradley Jr. and Mookie Betts also around (plus Brock Holt and Daniel Nava) it’s unclear how Victorino would fit into their outfield plans. Victorino is under contract for $13 million next season.

Bryce Harper is on paternity leave

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Several years ago, Bryce Harper made news when it was revealed that he thought the word “meme” was pronounced “may-may.” That may be my favorite Bryce Harper moment ever.

As it was announced by the Phillies a little while ago that Harper has been placed on paternity leave, I’m wondering if he pronounces the word “baby” “bébé.”

I wouldn’t think less of him if he did, actually. One of my favorite people in the world does that.

Anyway, congratulations to Bryce Harper on becoming a dad. And it’s good news not just for him but for the Phillies and their fans as well. Why? Because as Bill noted earlier this week, Harper seems to hit better when he’s being taunted and mocked. For now that’s not very important, as the child won’t be talking for some time. As a father of teenagers, I can tell you that eventually the little monsters live to disrespect their dear old dads. If Harper’s current motivational patterns hold, by the time that kid is ten Harper will be winning the dang Triple Crown every year.

But again, congratulations to the Harpers.