Bryce Harper is…. The Proctologist By Matthew PouliotJul 18, 2014, 11:57 PM EDT Share this:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Flipboard (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) 20 Comments Just in case this whole baseball thing doesn’t work out.Jean Segura, Bryce HarperAP Photo/Nick WassAlthough, next time, he should really consider using his glove hand.