Tigers shortstop Eugenio Suarez notched his first hit as a major leaguer. It happened to be a home run. Every Tigers starter except Austin Jackson had an RBI. Jon Lester surrendered five runs on 12 hits over four and a third innings. All that helped the Red Sox to their fifth straight loss, as they continue their streaky ways.
Crazy idea: the Red Sox aren’t streaky. They just kinda stink and they happened to catch two other teams — the Rays and Braves — who have been stinking an awful lot lately to break up all of these losses with that winning streak.
Cardinals 5, Blue Jays 0
Cubs 5, Marlins 2
Brewers 9, Pirates 3
Twins 8, Astros 0
Reds 6, Phillies 5
Indians 8, Rangers 3
Rockies 5, Dodgers 4
Mariners 7, Rays 4
Giants 5, Mets 4
Orioles 6, Athletics 3
Padres 4, Nationals 3
Tigers 8, Red Sox 6
Diamondbacks 4, Braves 3
Royals 8, Yankees 4
Angels 6, White Sox 5
On the one hand, the ESPN Magazine “Body Issue” is a transparent attempt by ESPN to sell magazines via the objectification of the human form in a time of the year when only one major team sport — the one ESPN seems to care about the least, baseball — is active and people are generally not buying a ton of magazines.
On the other hand, unlike “Sports Illustrated’s” swimsuit issue, ESPN objectifies men as well as women, at least making things putatively fair. Oh, and they also, on occasion, put people like Prince Fielder in the thing so as to not exclusively promote unrealistic body standards.
So, on balance: not great and still cynical, but it’s better than its antecedent, and I suppose that’s not nothing.
If you can make your way through the moral and ethical implications of all of this unscathed, feel free to gawk at Yasiel Puig and Dallas Keuchel naked. Here is the link to Puig’s spread, here is the link to Keuchel’s. For what it’s worth, Puig looks like he’s having more fun. Shocker.
A taste, from Puig’s Twitter feed:
Keuchel didn’t tweet out pics of himself in the all together. Like I said: he didn’t seem to have quite as much fun with it.