A robot threw out the first pitch at the Diamondbacks-Nats game

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So this happened:

 

Right after this, the FirstPitchBot Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2014. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. FirstPitchBot begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

FirstPitchBot fights back.