Some people think Bryce Harper is the seventh best Nationals player. I don’t think that. That’s just the odd CW that has developed in the last week or so because someone, somewhere thinks that he needs to be taught a lesson, learn his place or who the heck knows what.
But my god, he needs to be put in detention for this tweet during last night’s NFL Draft:
“That’s a Clowney pick bro” #NFLDraft
— Bryce Harper (@Bharper3407) May 9, 2014
The best part of it is that right before I saw that tweet, I saw a bunch of people tweeting about how if you make a “Clown question, bro” joke about the Clowney pick, you’re pretty much the worst hack Twitter comedian ever:
“THAT’S A CLOWN PICK, BRO” -The worst person on Earth right now
— Mark Berman (@themarkberman) May 9, 2014
Part of me hopes Harper purely and innocently came up with that on his own. Part of me hopes he was reading Berman’s feed and decided to mess with everyone. Either way, it’s just reason number 3,443,259 that I don’t watch the draft. I watched “Kill Bill Vol. 1” on Netflix and then the first couple innings of the Dodgers-Giants game. And I feel so much better about that.