Mariners activate Hisashi Iwakuma for season debut

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As expected, the Mariners have activated right-hander Hisashi Iwakuma from the disabled list. He’ll make his season debut this afternoon against the Astros at Minute Maid Park in Houston.

It’s been a long road back for Iwakuma, who suffered a strained ligament in his right middle finger in a freak accident back in January when he got it caught in some netting during a workout. While surgery wasn’t needed, he was shut down from throwing for just over one month. Iwakuma progressed from bullpen sessions to simulated games before throwing four innings in a minor league rehab start with Triple-A Tacoma last Sunday. That was enough to convince the Mariners that he was ready to return.

Iwakuma is coming off a breakthrough campaign in which he posted a 2.66 ERA in 33 starts en route to a third-place finish in the American League Cy Young Award balloting. The Mariners are hoping that he’s ready to pick up from where he left off.

Matt Vasgersian thinks bachelorette parties at ballgames are “obnoxious”

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Last night during the Cardinals-Cubs game, the ESPN camera caught sight of a group of women at the game for a bachelorette party. Play-by-play man Matt Vasgersian had some opinions about it. Here’s the exchange:

Vasgersian: Is there anything more obnoxious than the bachelorette party at the ballpark, by the way?

Jessica Mendoza: Why is it obnoxious?

Vasgersian: Congratulations, by the way, yeah, we’re all very happy for you, la la la la.”

Mendoza: Why is that obnoxious?

Vasgersian: It’s such a ‘look at me thing.’ You’re sitting behind like the bridal party — ‘Like, oh my god! We’re getting married! Ehhhhh.”

Mendoza: Woooow. Kind of harsh.

A-Rod didn’t say much other than laugh a bit and say “I love it, Matt.” Which I presume meant he loves the party being there but it could be that he loves Vasgersian’s displeasure at it. I dunno. It’s A-Rod. He’s a man of multitudes.

I’m not exactly sure why Vasgersian believes that people having a good time with their friends is “obnoxious.” Indeed, I would think that, given what he does for a living, he’d think it’s good for people to associate baseball with fun and togetherness. It’s a free country though.

I presume that, at some point, ESPN is going to make Vasgersian apologize, because ESPN doesn’t really want its baseball announcers to be in the business of calling baseball fans “obnoxious.” I further presume that Vasgersian probably won’t mean it because the sort of person who gets cranky at other people having a good time tends not to be the sort of person who does a lot of reflecting when it’s pointed out to him that he’s being a jackwagon. Such is the exercise we go through when this kind of thing happens, however, so let us all hit our marks, shall we?

In other news, I can think of a lot more obnoxious things that can happen during a ballgame than a bachelorette party. Like when play-by-play announcers ignore the action on the field for minutes at a time as they chat idly with their booth-mates about things that are not related to the ballgame.